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Joke of the Day

"A guy with a gun enters a bar... ""Who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" He snarled. A voice was heard in the background, ""You don't have enough bullets mate!"""

"Sign language is pretty handy."

"Why does Reddit have so many reposts? Because you already read-it."

"Double cheeseburgers don't make you fat, eating them does."

"Sometimes ""I'm single"" means ""I'm drama free"", ""less stressed"" and ""I refuse to settle for less."""

"American Horror Story: Public Restroom"

"A poll was taken by 2,000 prostitutes asking if they would have sex with Ted Cruz. 91% said Never Again""."

"What do you call an Egyptian butt? A sphinxter"

"How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert? You get this: ===D==8="

"Two IT guys are having a chat during a coffee break and one of them sais to the other: Could you borrow me $500? Of course. But let's round it up. Here's $512."