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Joke of the Day

"I like my girlfriends how I like my wine... 10 years old and locked in a cellar"

"Honest slogan Benadryl- ""Because you can't have the sniffles while in a sleep coma"""

"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."

"Two men were remembering their wedding days. ""It was dreadful"" said Fred. ""I got the most terrible fright."" ""What happened?"" asked Harry. ""I married her"" replied Fred."

"Retweet this if you think they should make gallon sized Caprisuns and have it still be a squeezable.. Think about it."

"*full moon emerges from behimd clouds* nno--nonono it cant be...RUN. FAR AWAY FROM ME. NOW. IM A-- IM A-- *turns into bungalow* IM A WAREHOUSE"

"Why does light travel faster than sound? Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog? You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook"

"i bet when Kid Rock invented rap, people were like ""No! This is nonsense!"" but he (in typical Kid fashion) was like ""F*ck you're rules! """

"If anyone has a good fishing pun... Let minnow."