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Joke of the Day
"Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down? Their Injun died on them!"
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"What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills? An ambulance."
"What's the difference between a fairy tale and a war story? Nothing, except fairy tales start off with ""Once upon a time"", and war stories start off with ""No shit, this really happened""."
"What's the difference between God and a medical school graduate? God doesn't think he's a doctor."
"I'm so chuffed with myself! I just completed a puzzle in 40 minutes The box said 3-4 years"
"What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care? ""It's asbestos could be."""
":oscopy - How I abbreviate colonoscopy."
"Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school"
"A space heater... would have to be huge."
"Sausage festivals... They're the wurst kind."