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Joke of the Day

"A black third grader goes up to his mom and says: ""Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade, is it because i'm black?"" ""No."" She replies. ""It's because you're 19."""

"Just dropped a book on my head guess I am only to blame my shelf"

"Just bought a copy of a talking holy book An Audibible."

"You young couples with your dogs, your trial children, you'll learn nothing about parenting because you can never teach a toddler to ""sit""."

"What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !"

"Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings Figures."

"It doesn't take much to make a woman happy, but it takes even less to make her mad."

"Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend."

"I heard Kim Jong-Un built a new private refrigerator He calls it a ""grocery store"". Wakka wakka!"

"The easiest way to find out if a movie is on Netflix is to simply ask yourself ""do I want to see it?"" If you do, it's not on Netflix."