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Joke of the Day
"I asked my wife to bring me a Kinder Surprise when she went to the supermarket... She delivered."
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"They say there's safety in numbers... Tell that to the 6 million Jews. ~ Jimmy Carr."
"I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1."
"It's been 5 years now. I'm afraid that I actually might not be bloated."
"I went for a check-up today, the dr. said everything looked good... Then he stuck his finger up my ass and declared everything there was good also.... I think I may need to find a new dentist."
"""Are you already hot as shit? Then you'll look hot as shit in our glasses"" - Every glasses ad"
"True story: Surgeon: Did someone fart? Silence Surgeon: I need to know if someone farted. I may have perforated bowel. Med student: I farted"
"Me: You put the ""cow"" in ""coworker"" Her: Excuse me?? Me: It's a joke format. Her: I'm telling HR.. Me: Ok but I doubt they'll get it either."
"What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public? Get a broom."
"Donald Trump..."