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Joke of the Day
"There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't."
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"So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... BAH DUM TSSH"
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"A man's wife asks him: ""Have you ever considered having a threesome with me for a change?"" ""To be honest, having twosomes with you would be already be a change"""
"A paper cut is a tree's last revenge."
"I got offered a job at McCormick... ...but it was just seasonal work."
"Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !"
"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face."
"33, Male, Jerusalem. You?"
"What is the similarity between poop and aliens? They both live on Uranus"