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Joke of the Day

"Maybe I have a bunny in my pants, maybe that's why I'm putting this salad in my pockets, you don't know me."

"a man (almost) worked at google A man went for a job interview at google. When he got the job, he got up and shouted ""YAHOO!"" the man was fired immediately."

"Did you hear about the Meat Packing CEO? He built his empire from the ground up. Ground up meat."

"In hell all the ball pits are filled with legos."

"Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know? I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!"

"how many feet does the centipede use while running only 98, the other 2 are swinging"

"Culturally no one in alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one alaskan replied, ""We try, but its hard to break the ice."""

"What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball? Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)"

"Watch out for the black ice outside of the bank. It'll rob you of your balance."

"They called their son Honest Abe, because his father was honest. They called their daughter Bloody Mary..."