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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face."

"How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you have to wonder how the hell they got in there"

"We are all seven Huffington Post slideshows away from finishing a minor task"

"If i cut off my right butt cheek will i be left behind?"

"Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She's the one sleeping with the writer."

"I think I might be famous because twitter just asked me to verify my account. Does this mean I have to do coke now?"

"What would we get if we'd cross one nigger and octopus? I have no idea, but it picks cotton like crazy."

"What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand? Sinko de mayo"

"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"

"Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright."