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Joke of the Day
"Why is santa's sack so big? Because he only cums around once a year"
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"Accepting a Facebook friend request from someone you follow on twitter is like bringing home your drug dealer to meet your family."
"Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk? He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure."
"A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down... The bartender turns to him and says, ""Get outta here. We don't serve your kind."" Mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""
"Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere? Because they don't have legs to walk, man."
"What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base? I don't know I just fly the drones"
"Have you seen that sexy taser? She's stunning."
"There are two kinds of numbers... Rational numbers and Woman numbers."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole day the other makes your hole weak!"
"If you were out camping and woke up with a condom sticking out of your ass and didn't know why, would you tell anyone?"