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Joke of the Day
"So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... BAH DUM TSSH"
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"Compliment somebody on their moustache and all of a sudden she is not your friend anymore."
"Look, if you didn't want to go to prison you should've started a war or destroyed the economy. But you downloaded a movie, you felon"
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"TIFU by eating my roommates lunch Oops, wrong sub"
"I was roasting meat and accidentally stabbed myself with a meat thermometer and blood is gushing out. I'm done."
"How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !"
"The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris."
"Her: I'm just a vintage soul Me: and a vintage face.. That's how the fight started"
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