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Joke of the Day
"Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !"
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"I hear Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church He's called for a ban on contraception. He wants to make America mate again"
"My five year plan? I don't even have a five minute plan."
"What do you call a stick with autism? Autistic"
"People always give bridge builders a hard time... They're just trying to make ends meet."
"If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. If life gives you melons... You might have sex daily!"
"Some say Ambien and vodka make strange bedfellows. I say what a lovely pancake time machine, Madame President. Also, why am I a table?"
"""Why was the slab of marble upset?"" ""He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."""
"It's like grandma always said... In a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs"
"My blood type is coffee."