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Joke of the Day
"Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !"
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"I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it."
"An old man and young boy are walking through the woods at night; the boy says ""I'm scared."", to which the old man responds ""*You're* scared?? *I'm* the one that has to walk back alone!"""
"What do you call a boat full of Karma? An Upboat."
"Why did the girls fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense"
"A guy walks into a bar... Alcoholism is slowly destroying his family."
"I just spent the last four hours connecting all of my watches together to make a belt. Complete waist of time."
"English version of Breaking bad in progress It will last one season with only one episode where Walt will be diagnosed with Cancer but will get treated by NHS and wil end up living on benefits."
"Why do black people where baggy pants? 'Cause they're knee grows!"
"Wife: What did I ask you to do? Me: Love you forever? W: M: Kill a man to defend you honor? W: EMPTY THE DISHWASER I was getting there."