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Joke of the Day
"What is the similarity between poop and aliens? They both live on Uranus"
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"Should I ever go missing, please don't let the news use my 7th grade picture."
"It should be legal to shoot people who speed up only to keep you from passing."
"Pugs. Because you can't own E.T."
"Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th"
"Patient: Doctor I am very nervous. You know this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don't worry it's my first extraction too."
"What do Marge Simpson's vagina and Argentina have in common? They both got destroyed by Maggie."
"My recipe spilled over a little because I put baking soda in my chicken broth It wasn't a big soup rise"
"I wish I was in a gang so I knew what do to with my hands in pictures."
"I was sexually assaulted by a ghost. Didn't see it cuming."