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Joke of the Day
"A paper cut is a tree's last revenge."
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"I was playing with my new toaster in the bathtub today when I read the warning label and it said not to. I was shocked."
"[hell] Satan: Everybody get online & read stuff that makes you mad for eternity Guy next to me: Nooooo Me: I trained my whole life for this"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who? Ho, tell me where my money is!"
"If uncle Jack helps you off an elephant ...would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?"
"Sea lions are faster than humans on both land and sea, so if you face one in a triathlon, you really need to make up time on the cycling."
"I only have room in my brain to care about three people and six types of cheese at any time."
"Statistics say that 1/3 of people cheat in their relationships Which got me thinking, Is it my wife or is it my girlfriend who is cheating?"
"If you give a developer a cookie... they'll tell you why it's really better to use local storage."
"What do you call a kind rock Gneiss"