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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Handed over by an eastern european immigrant who doesn't care what happens to it or expect to see it again."

"I don't like my masseuse... She just rubs me the wrong way."

"When one door closes another one opens. I should really get this cabinet fixed."

"Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive."

"fill in the blank 1.) ""There once was a man from nan-tuck it, His balls were as big as a bucket"" 2.) ""What is the difference between a whore and a boxer"""

"How to make employees fool!!! Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee). They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs."

"You're about as useful as closed captioning in a porno."

"Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? Student: no he did it all by himself"

"You think if I tell my dad ""30 is the new 20"" he'll start paying all my bills for me again like he did 10 years ago?"

"Why men shop at Costco? Because it's a hoe sale."