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Joke of the Day
"You're about as useful as closed captioning in a porno."
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"You know when geese are flying in a V, one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is? Cause there's more geese on that side."
"""So what kind of cancer can you tolerate the most?"" -Me on which President Candidate you're going to vote"
"Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor"
"Who is the most popular guy in a swingers' club? The guy who can carry a dozen doughnuts without using his hands. Who's the most popular woman? The one who can get the last one without using hers."
"The 2017 forecast just came in Looks like reign with a slight chance of heil."
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ""Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job."""
"What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !"
"I've just been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants..... Feefiphobia"
"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the people pushing it."