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Joke of the Day

"How to make employees fool!!! Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee). They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs."

"Diarrhea is hereditary In runs in the jeans"

"I just made way too much pasta, so if you haven't eaten dinner yet, swing by and watch me eat way too much pasta."

"Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!"

"What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did? *Apollo*gize."

"Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants."

"I like my women like I like my radioactive isotopes... Really hot and completely unstable."

"Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact? It was completely runed."

"Why does a Frenchman never eat more than one egg at breakfast? (for those linguistically aware Redditors among you) Because one egg is un oeuf"

"Playing hide and seek in my office building because they can't fire you if they can't find you."