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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? Student: no he did it all by himself"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"

"The one knock knock joke I'm sure you've never heard. ...Silence...."

"Wife: What did I ask you to do? Me: Love you forever? W: M: Kill a man to defend you honor? W: EMPTY THE DISHWASER I was getting there."

"What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot? Cha-chink!"

"Boy 1: ""How did you get that bruise on your arm?"" Boy 2: ""I ate some Easter candy."" Boy 1: ""Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."" Boy 2: ""It will if it's your big brother's candy!"""

"What is Napoleon Dynamite's Favorite TV Dinner? Tot Pockets"

"Interviewer: ""Your resume says you have a bad memory."" Me: ""I said that?"""

"Teach a fish to catch a MAN, and you've got a blockbuster horror movie idea under your belt."

"How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries? He stepped down."