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Joke of the Day
"Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called 2 faced, its called growing up."
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"You can learn a lot about your kids by helping them with their homework for example, mine are idiots."
"Seven billion other people in the world and not one of them are naked in front of me right now. That just isn't right"
"My friend was like ""hey bring some cd's to listen to on the trip"" and I was like ""where are we going, 2001?"""
"Want to get rid of your husband without killing him? Just send him to the grocery store & ask for pine nuts. Mine has been gone 6 years."
"Glue Sticks... I was walking through an arts and crafts shop when I saw a sign saying, ""Glue Sticks.""I thought, ""No shit."""
"What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day."
"Fortune tellers I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?"
"Joke stolen from West Wing Why do they eat only one egg at breakfast in France? Because one egg is *un uf*."
"What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity? Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)"