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Joke of the Day

"Contrary to obvious physics, you can't attach a ceiling fan to your back and fly away like a helicopter."

"Why did balloon prices keep rising? Because they had to adjust for inflation."

"What's the difference between a priest and his dog? One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants."

"My husband told me I had to choose between him and the cats. I miss him sometimes."

"When somebody said I could never be a ninja I replied, ""Shurikan"""

"You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm."

"Why can't you ever really trust your toilet? It's usually full of shit."

"What does a flying rabbit has on his back? An eagle"

"What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other? Brothers from Another Mothership."

"Magic Johnson own everything, movies, gyms, restaurants, sports teams! What kind of aids he got? Financial aids?!?!"