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Joke of the Day

"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl with one hand. It's 42."

"Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics? It was a fabricated story."

"I went to London over the weekend and wore tracksuit bottoms in the hope of fitting in. How wrong I was. If I really wanted to fit in, I should have wore a turban."

"I've lost so many friends to babies."

"I dislike three types of people Racists, hypocrites and mexicans"

"Sorry but if these walls could talk I'm pretty sure they'd talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you're blowing out of proportion."

"How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog? When it's pure bread."

"Why do some women wear panties with flowers on them? In memory of all the faces that have been buried there."

"How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin? Jose can you see"

"Average jokes don't end how you think they... Median"