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Joke of the Day

"The other day, a frog jumped underneath my lawmower.. I guess he was trying to *kermit* suicide."

"Before he started smoking cigarettes, Coolio was just called io."

"My family tree is a Cactus........ Full of pricks ! :/"

"Did you hear about the guy that shits out jars? He's a real glasshole, that guy"

"Have you seen that sexy taser? She's stunning."

"If I were Stevie Wonder I would say ""I'll believe it when I see it"" in response to pretty much anything just to piss people off."

"Made a to/ too mistake, and am starting the car with the garage doors down."

"Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated? His family advertised it as a barbecue."

"What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !"

"(Spoiler) TIL in The Revnant Leonardo DiCaprio's sleep number is one dead Indian son."