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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college? A: Coagulations!"
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"Conjunctivitis.com... ""Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes"" - A Tim Vine joke, just thought I'd share."
"So a girl stopped to tell me that I'm full of myself I'm pretty sure she was just jealous that she wasn't full of my..self"
"Young Actor: Dad guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years. Father: Well keep at it son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to get in her trunk or she'll have to do this the hard way."
"Why can't the bishop walk straight? Cause he can only move diagonally"
"Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother."
"what do you call an asian lounge singer? george crooney"
"""Mommy, why does everyone at school pick on me?"" ""I've no idea, Someoneyourownsize."""
"What kind of coffee do terrorists hate? French press. (Too soon?)"