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Joke of the Day

"Everyone thinks.. Everyone thinks Jesus is soooo good, feeding an army with 3 loaves of bread and a fish. Hitler's not such a bad guy, he made 6 million jews toast."

"I have a genetic diarrhea disease... The shit runs in my family."

"Is your refrigerator running?... Cause it would probably be a better president #fridge2k16"

"Here's my impression of an average ELI5 post. ELI5 how do you post in ELI5?"

"I wish the dude that jogs around my neighborhood all day would wear a Super Mario costume. And occasionally duck into sewers."

"Does Sean Connery like herbs? Yes, but only partially."

"""Traaains"" - traveling zombies"

"I was going to make a gay joke... ...butt fuck it."

"What did the lawyer say after the short trial? That was a brief case."

"What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? A helephino. (Hellifiknow)"