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Joke of the Day
"Is your refrigerator running?... Cause it would probably be a better president #fridge2k16"
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"In space, no one can hear you scream. Because it's space, and everyone is on the ground. What are you even doing up there?"
"What do triangles do in the summer? They tan."
"God must have really liked saturn"
"Just had the following conversation in court Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You're Not Guilty? Me: Thanks, I'm outta here"
"Doctors gave me an IQ test at the hospital. The results were negative."
"I wanted to do some light history reading this summer... ...so I read the biography of Thomas Edison."
"What do you do to an elephant with three balls? Walk him."
"Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people."
"What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York? The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign"