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Joke of the Day

"I was going to make a gay joke... ...butt fuck it."

"Did you hear Victoria entered a boxing tournament where the grand prize was a sex change? I heard she came out the Victor"

"So a Jew, a blonde, and a Narcissistic billionaire walks into a bar... Then the bartender says: These presidental elections are starting to seem like a joke."

"I like my car how I like my life. Duty free."

"Even though the country is called Iceland, its winters are actually quite mild. Guess they should have called it Chile"

"ME: here's your bday present! BUDDY: [tries to grab it but it won't budge] did u wrap your own hand flipping the bird again ME: just open it"

"Help me make a joke to this punchline... (optional type of) science isn't an exact science."

"If you watch someone kissing in public for too long you become what's weird about it."

"Crimea River What did say to bama."

"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah it's too cheesy!"