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Joke of the Day
"What did the lawyer say after the short trial? That was a brief case."
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"What do you call a woman who thinks she has the best rack in the world? [oc] Boobcocky"
"I don't know which child you think I don't treat correctly... Jake, Thomas or the fat ugly one?"
"I like my women like I like my Starbucks Sack off"
"What is worse than dying in a mass shooting in America? Your dad finding out you're gay."
"I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work."
"What runs well and efficiently except when you need it to? The Seattle Seahawks"
"Teacher: ""Where would you find an elephant ?"" Pupil:""You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"""
"Honey I Shrunk the Kids : A Beginner's Guide to Steroid Use"
"Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone"