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Joke of the Day
"Does Sean Connery like herbs? Yes, but only partially."
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"What do you call a mod in r/News ? [Removed]"
"PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like. TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like."
"How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose? A couple calves, an ass, ten little piggies, a beaver, a shit load of hares, and a fish that no one can seem to find!"
"What does a guy with a big penis have for breakfast? Well, I had eggs for breakfast."
"one small step for man one giant step for a really small man"
"My Mexican friend is so indecisive He's always on the fence"
"Dark humor is kinda like food. Not everybody gets it."
"How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? A brunch."
"Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice."