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Joke of the Day

"Does Sean Connery like herbs? Yes, but only partially."

"Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross? Because they can dress foreless."

"How do women range penises? Disclamer: I've known this for quite some time, so maybe a repost. 1. Small 2. Medium 3. Large 4. Oh my god! 5. Is there in white?"

"It started snowing so everyone ran over to the window to see. I went and banged their heads against the window. Most fun I've had all day."

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down."

"Diarrhea is genetic. It runs in your jeans."

"Why do Communists drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft."

"What do baseball teams and muffins have in common? They both rely on a good *batter*"

"Life is one long earthquake for those tiny dogs who are always shaking."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants??? One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean:D"