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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? A helephino. (Hellifiknow)"
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"oneconfess At a job interview director told me that he cannot give me a job because I do not have enough points, but he can give me a son. #oneconfess"
"Me: Read this tweet. Wife: Sure. Me: Is it racist? Wife: No. Me: Sexist? Wife: No. Me: Is it offensive at all? Wife: No. Me: *deletes tweet*"
"The first rule of Alzheimer's club Is don't talk about chess club"
"In six years, people will be able to have cybernetic eyes installed in the back of their head... ...because hindsight is 2020."
"if you eat four pieces of pizza without separating them, it counts as just one. #dieting #fitness."
"Have you ever had sex in the forest? It's fucking in tents."
"Knock Knock? Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Forget it, its pointless"
"There are Three Rings to Marriage The Engagement Ring The Wedding Ring And The Suffering"
"Went on a date with a single mom... It was going well until I told her I didn't care about her kid; I just wanted to play with the box it came in."