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"""Traaains"" - traveling zombies"
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"Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver weed to your house in 10 minutes... Sadly, the name Instagram is taken."
"Why do Australians suck at chess? Because they keep saying ""checkmate"" when the game's not over."
"What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra? Do you even lift?"
"What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach? A tangent"
"I killed someone with kindness today. Blood EVERYWHERE."
"[shady nighttime meeting at the aquarium] AQUARIUM EMPLOYEE: eels are already pretty slippery man ME: shut up and help me butter them"
"Where did Pedobear go to college? Brigham Young"
"""You're not leaving the table until you finish it, young man!"" --termite mom"
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... ground up and in the freezer."