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Joke of the Day
"You can tell which side of your pillow is the cool side because it's the one smoking a cigarette."
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"Stevie Wonder Have you seen Stevie Wonders wife & kids lately? - No? Neither has he"
"What do you call someone who sews extremely fast? Taylor Swift..."
"Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod."
"What food do vampires hate? Steaks."
"At first, I wanted nothing to do with this election... ...but now I've got a Bone to pick."
"What do you call a mythical milkshake? Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)"
"My attention span is shorter than donuts are better with sprinkles."
"Vanilla Ice: if there was a problem, yo I'll solve it... [Guy from back of concert]: why did my dad leave?"
"Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes? Do they think they're gonna magically start walking?"