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Joke of the Day
"Some girl wanted me to take her to see 50 Shades of Grey... So I took her to Sherwin-Williams."
Next Joke
"Why do Republicans use rulers? They want everything to be straight."
"Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor."
"What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground, apart from the eagle."
"what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea a salt with a deadly wetpen *hides*"
"This one time, I went to prison, but I got out without a scratch- I beat off all the other prisoners"
"What's a mathematician's favorite drug? dx/dc"
"""We have literally a zillion binders full of selfies."" - Top Secret NSA Memo"
"I hope Jeb Bush wins the primaries Then takes Dick Cheney as his running mate. There campaign slogan would be ""same dick, new bush."""
"If Jesus could have sex on his birthday... That lucky girl would be covered in Christ-mist."