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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out."

"Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !"

"If you call & I don't answer, I'm not dead, I'm napping. - Things I have to say to my mom"

"Do hamburgers make good vampires? No because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!"

"I have to be honest, I prefer the modern 8 bit byte to the older 7 bit byte I like big bytes and I cannot lie."

"What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye? Bull dozer"

"Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him? He thought they said internet camp"

"A new study finds that chicken isn't as healthy for you as once thought. ""Just don't ask to see our data"" clucked one feathered researcher."

"Anytime someone over reacts about a joke Hey, it's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard."

"Son : Dad.... This movie is so scary... Is that woman going to die?? Dad : Judging by the size of that horse's dick, Yes she is"