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Joke of the Day
"What did one bunny say to the other bunny? ""There's a sale on at the carrot store!"""
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"My wife told me I should spice things up in the bedroom. So I decided to cumin her mouth."
"I bought a winter jacket at Urban Outfitters last August I got a really good deal because I bought it before it was cool."
"*shows up at ur door holding a bouquet of flowers with all the petals ripped off* hi, i brought u som flowers that told me u love me"
"There is no ""i"" in ""team."" But there's an ""i"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team."" So there we go."
"I have to write 4 pages in 3 hours, but at least I'm not deployed in Iraq."
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? Lickit Lickit"
"Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth? her miscarriage"
"Bad news is I'm not fluent in Starbucks. Good news is I ordered a skinny Latin, and Marc Anthony is a real sweetheart."
"How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!"