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Joke of the Day

"That awkward sexual tension when everyone leaves the kitchen and you're left all alone with a chocolate cake."

"FOX is adapting a mash-up of Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire and Are you smarter than a 5th grader for Bangladesh. They're calling it, Who Wants to Marry a 5th Grader"

"- I'm here to register for the pessimists' club. - Is the glass half empty or half full? - What glass? - Gentlemen, we have a new leader!"

"What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears? A mouse going on vacation."

"What do you get 18 years after fucking your sister? A vote for Trump."

"My Girlfriend says if this gets 100 votes, We'll try anal. For God's sake, DON'T FUCKING VOTE! Her dildo is terrifying!"

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme!"

"Is it true there is an 'underground' organization supporting Mitt Romney? Called ""Sub-Mitt""?"

"What are the five white things on a nigger? His teeth, his eyes, his nails, his palms and...his owner!"

"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie."