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Joke of the Day
"Why does the baker bake? Because he kneads the dough."
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"What do you call a rooster drawing sh*t? Cock-A-Doodle-Doo"
"Can gorillas swim? No."
"I changed my buddies auto correct, so when he types ""Got it"" it actually types ""Go tit"""
"Double leg amputees are the worst... ...I can't stand them"
"Doctor: You need a kidney transplant. Me: A transplant? Dr: Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. I know where each one is buried. Me:"
"How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's dick tastes like blood."
"I've been going to the gym for five years now and I still don't have abs. It sucks being the cleaner."
"Why are people supporting Donald Trump? Because he has what plants crave; electrolytes."
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Haha, don't be silly. Feminists can't change anything!"