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Joke of the Day

"Whats Irish and stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"

"What's the best thing about going on a surprise vacation with a gay guy? His shit's already packed."

"How do you get an Asian to crash their car? Make the windshield full screen"

"Did you hear about the naked man who fell into an upholstery machine? He is fully recovered."

"I was a bit upset that the condom I found in my wallet had expired but at the end of the day I'm just glad my wallet practices safe sex."

"How do you help a paraplegic kill themselves? Give them a push."

"What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel? Khartoum Network."

"[prison riot] *standing over my origami ducks* ""GO AROUND! GO AROUND!"""

"Good, good, good, if it isn't that guy who isn't very well at grammar"

"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor... I still hate you."