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Joke of the Day

"""Do you need help with your math homework Billy?"" ""Yeah I sure do Dad!"" ""Well you're shit out of luck"""

"I want to be so talented and attractive that people are blown away that I'm nice."

"It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box."

"Why isn't the band ""1023 MB"" famous? They haven't had a gig yet."

"*kid opens Easter egg* *egg begins beeping* ""Dad why's it ticking"" SON NO THAT'S FROM THE- *egg explodes* *sheds tear* Middle-Easter bunny"

"why do italian women wear long black gloves? to cover up their long black hair"

"Why do gay clubs float so well? They're flambuoyant."

"Why didn't The Cold War happen? Russia kept Stalin it"

"*live news report - You survived a fall of thousands of feet... - Yes. - Parachute failed? - Parachute? Haha. No. It was raining centipedes."

"Do you know the difference bewtween a chair and a dick? If no Be careful where you sit"