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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure if I actually have free time or there are things I'm forgetting to do."

"They say every 2 out of 3 people live next door to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 8 year olds"

"What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve? They hit the town and blow a few bucks."

"My friend went to a salon and asked them to straighten his hair. So they took out his highlights."

"I hate ramen noodles. *Checks bank account balance* I love ramen noodles!"

"How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'"

"2 convicted murderers escaped a New York prison using cordless power tools. Authorities said,when they get a hold of them they will be charged."

"Her: omg, I'm SO happy for you! Me: *shaking head* No, no, no... I said I got 'enraged', today. Not 'engaged'."

"fovorite irish jokes? how does an irish duck say hello... whats the quack? - this may be the worst irish joke ever... does anyone have an irish joke worse than this?"

"What did Death say when his furniture was repossessed? There will be reapercushions."