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Joke of the Day

"You are going to lose your license to be a doctor Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring License Doctor 2: Everyone has slept with their patients one time or another Doctor 1: You're a vet"

"My mom made some french fries for you guys... but you were dicks about it because they were potato quality."

"Downhill is probably the only way I can honestly say I've rolled."

"*tightens straps on electric chair* Any last words? -I think male oysters should be called boysters Omg will someone throw the damn switch"

"And the Lord said onto John, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"" But john came fifth and won a toaster"

"People that cut others off while talking should go to jail. But only serve half their sentence."

"Boob Size Grades A ---> Almost Boobs B ---> Barely there C ---> Can't Complain! D ---> Damn! DD ---> Double damn! E ---> Enormous! F ---> Fake G ---> Get a reduction!"

"What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars? The Cat in the AT-AT"

"Why did the chicken crossed the road? To piss off drivers"

"What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew Harry Potter escaped the chamber ."