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Joke of the Day
"All good things must come to an end, which means shitty things last forever."
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"Bought shoes from a drug dealer Not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"
"When ur butt's wet It's called buttsweat"
"When the cashier asks for my signature, I just write ""HELP ME"" while maintaining eye contact"
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