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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shark is always drunk? A hammeredhead"
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"What do you do with 100 peaches? You eat what you can, and you can, what you can't."
"What's the difference between a dwarf and an STD? Ones a cunning runt the other is a running cunt."
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel.."
"Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it!"
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""why the long face?"" The horse starts crying. In between the sobs, he says ""it's not my fault I look like Sarah Jessica Parker!"""
"Chain link fence gates will have their revenge on speeding 80s getaway cars."
"Concerning the absence of toilet paper, there should be complaint books laid out at publicly used places."
"What do call an Asian person who sucks at jokes ? Obvious-lee"
"How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant? When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked"