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Joke of the Day

"A prankster draws glasses on all the photos In Lois Lanes family photo album... Lois Lane: ""this is not my family photo album!"""

"Did you hear about the lonely cow that joined a dating website? She was searching for her udder half."

"I like my women like, I like my coffee Illegally imported from an exotic location, and purchased amorally like a commodity."

"Did you hear about the Buddhist that refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication"

"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period, since it ends his sentence."

"It's really too bad that Magic Johnson played in an era in which the hilarity of his nickname was so underappreciated."

"I've just been in the garden with my stepladder Not my real ladder, I don't get on with him"

"What do you call delicious Vietnamese food? Vietnoms"

"JOKE! :D What is a Nigger in a Cockpit? .... ... .... .... .... A Pilote ! What are you thinging about! tststststststs Rassist !"

"If we could master the look dogs have when we're eating in front of them, we'd be able to have sex with any woman at will."