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Joke of the Day
"Why don't most people have classes on Saturday or Sunday? School is for the week."
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"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they pushed two twins together to make a king."
"A doctor, a midget, a monk and an indian is at a bar when ... ... a blonde suddenly walks in. M. Night Shyamalan shouts ""Cut!"". The blonde fainted."
"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."" ""Oh my god honey, what happened?"" ""I reposted the same goddamn joke too many times."""
"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"Why are karate people always breaking boards? Did boards kill their parents?"
"I'm a psychiatrist studying the relationship between humans and dogs in beastiality You can find me in my lab"
"So I was driving Sasha Grey to a porno shoot and I asked her where I should park She said right in the g-spot"
"Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !"
"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me. I live next to two guys who keep reposting a century-old joke"