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Joke of the Day

"If you have 6+ numbers after your name as part of your Twitter handle I can only assume you're an inmate & tweeting from prison."

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"I made a dead body wearing a brassiere disapear. A-bra-cadaver!"
"A doctor goes to his patient and says ""I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's"" Patient replies ""Well, at least I don't have cancer!"""
"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !"
"My standards for women are the same as my standards for juice. Five and Alive."
"First comes the wedding And 5 months later comes the baby."
"I used to work as a prostitute... ... due to lack of fucks to give I quit my job."
"A girl asks a guy if she is wearing to much makeup. The guy responds. ""Depends, are you trying to kill the Batman?"""
"My wife and I have been happily married for two years. 1997 & 2004"