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Joke of the Day
"When ur butt's wet It's called buttsweat"
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"Men used to slay dragons, and here I am shuffling around like a penguin with my pants around my ankles looking for extra toilet paper."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mother"
"Last week I competed in the World Tanning Championships.. I came out with a Bronze.."
"The club can't even handle me right now. Like, the club's just had a very emotionally draining day and the club's been in a weird place."
"Mrs. Smith: Help me doctor! My son John swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!"
"A blind prostitute is giving a guy a handjob... ...And she says ""Wow this is the biggest dick I've ever been with!"" And the guy goes ""Nah, you're just pulling my leg."""
"Don't worry about choosing between a job you love & one that pays money because you won't be able to find either"
"I just signed up for Comcast!"
"What are the magic words for making a spoiled asparagus edible? Impairagus Repairagus"