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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermid, it's too long."

"(NSFW) What did Isaac Newton's penis say to him when he first saw a girl's boobs ? Fuck your Gravity law man, I'm goin' up."

"I think instead of ""LOL""....I'm gonna go with ""SALTS"" (Smiled a little then stopped). Its more truthful."

"Got this super hard game on my phone called Bank Of America. You only get a power up every 2 weeks? Need cheat codes"

"If women do the splits, do men do the banana splits?"

"Whats big and green and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table."

"You can tell a movie is going to be funny if one is the characters is shrugging in the poster. Because shrugging people will do anything!"

"There is a new Jason vs Michael Myers movie coming out... ..I guess it will be a silent film?"

"The court was very accommodating handing Jared a fifteen year sentence. He'll even be able to take his girlfriend out for her 21st birthday."

"A Roman walks into a bar... ...holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers please""."