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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermid, it's too long."

"""I'd kill you if I thought I could get away with it"".......things that were said to me during my divorce. Hey guy's, she's available!"

"sure you can PAY for a professional photographer, OR you can just lie spread out in a field until 1 finds u and just starts taking pictures"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture."

"What does Donald Trump call the space between his balls and his butthole? The Bridge. It connects his courage to his ideas."

"When I was single my old Aunt used to come up to me at family weddings And poke me in the ribs and say, ""you're next."" she stopped after I did the same to her at a funeral."

"Q: What is rhubarb? A: Celery with high blood pressure."

"in a gay bar WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"

"what's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Well I can't peanut butter my dick up ur ass."

"I've found the perfect weight-loss system for Americans. Convert to the metric system and lose half your weight in just seconds."