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Joke of the Day

"Is it true there is an 'underground' organization supporting Mitt Romney? Called ""Sub-Mitt""?"

"One day, the fridge will take revenge on me, every half hour opening the door to my room, staring at me for a few minutes & then walk away."

"I woke up with a ringing in my left ear So I put my phone on vibrate."

"Wanna hear a joke about iron? I'd tell you but there's a Fe."

"Mom, is this skirt too short? Yes. Your balls are showing, Robert."

"Where can you find a scientist that's into bestiality? In his lab!"

"Is my kid an official US Citizen if she just talked about how good the ranch dressing at the Cheesecake Factory is for 10mins?"

"Why won't people let Hitler go to the Bar-BQ? He'll just burn the Frank's!"

"It's 4:20 do you know what that means?!? It means only 40 minutes left to get 8 hours of work done."

"Sun Devil Fans What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock? About 3 IQ points"