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Joke of the Day

"Is it true there is an 'underground' organization supporting Mitt Romney? Called ""Sub-Mitt""?"

"What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything? Transplants"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't like my pizza burnt."

"How are girls and jokes alike? They both tend to suck more the more strung-out they get."

"My mom learning how to use twitter is like the raptors figuring out how to open doors in Jurassic Park."

"If you haven't woken up from a nap covered in stickers, did you even fall asleep while watching cartoons with your preschooler."

"I just ate 2 lbs. of Greek yogurt in one sitting And people say I'm not cultured..."

"What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim!"

"What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked? well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up"

"I used to have a phone with a really good user interface... ...but someone swiped it."