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Joke of the Day
"Stupid people aren't flammable enough."
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"WebMD just diagnosed me as fergalicious"
"You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving."
"What's the difference between a baseball and a fat girls pussy? You could probably eat a baseball."
"A psychic told me I was going to die a virgin So I raped her and asked for my 20$ back"
"Did you guys hear about the Italian chef who had food poisoning? He pasta way."
"I told my wife I didn't want to watch Kevin Heart's Seriously Funny because he is a sellout ""Not compared to Kevin Durant!"" She laughed. True story."
"I'm writing a book about Indian food... It's gonna be a naan-fiction."
"Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."
"There are teenagers having unprotected sex, but have cases on their cell phones. Just let that sink in for a moment."