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Joke of the Day

"Stupid people aren't flammable enough."

"Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry gave you a tan."

"What time are most dental appointments scheduled for? Tooth hurty."

"The main reason I'm single is because every woman I date tries to hoard the red skittles & I'm not cool with that shit."

"On this day in history: people related to you whose names you do not know performed actions that were never recorded."

"Relationships are a lot like Algebra... ...have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"What did Dr Dre cook for Thanksgiving? Beats."

"What do you call a fake noodle? ... An ""impasta""!!!!"

"Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending "

"What does Marshawan Lynch use to keep himself calm before the big game? Marsh-Mellows"