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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
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"What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence? A falcon genius."
"Two monitors are at a new years party... One says ""So, what's your new years resolution?"" The other replies ""1080p""."
"I go through the 7 stages of grief just to get to work everyday."
"Why did the chicken cross the street? **DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**"
"I dress like a murderer when I walk through the sketchy park outside my dorm so murderers will be like ""Oh she's cool she's one of us."""
"If Hillary wins in 2016, it's gonna be a huge year for shoulder pads"
"Why are females so moody when they're on their period? It's an ovary action."
"What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish? Long time no sea."
"I'm introducing a new calendar system: B.C. = Before Children. A.D. = After Divorce."