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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws ? Outlaws are wanted"
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"Nurse pops her head into the doctor's office..... Nurse: 'Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.' Doctor: 'Tell him I can't see him.'"
"Dyslexia cost me my job in IT Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files"
"Just seen a woman in town with lipgloss so sticky she had 16 flies attached to her mouth."
"What do bricks and Latinas have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans..."
"First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper."
"*pulls up to a red light with my windows down blasting NPR*"
"They just arrested my favorite shoe salesman thinking he was a drug lord. They said all the shoes were laced and everyone was trippin."
"What is it about public bathrooms that brings out the white supremacist artist in people?"
"I can never remember, is it ""break a leg"" or ""choke and die""? My niece looked pretty upset."